Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

This is Rhod Gilbert, and not live on BBC Radio Wales. It's my all-you-can-eat Boxing Day Special Buffet, uh, Edition. In the studio with me, uh, is Mr. Clint Edwards at the moment. I apologize that I've got a very noisy chair. Can you hear it? / Yeah. / It's, uh, cracking and ... and things. ... We're in a different studio __ are you ... oh, you / crisps __ __ __ / uh, yeah. ... Uh ... I was thinking, and then I thought ... do you know what? I looked across and I saw you put that crisp in your mouth, right? And, if this was a normal radio, I'd have thought ... I'd have thought, "What's he doing? Is he mad?" / If it was a normal radio show, I wouldn't have done it. / Those are ... those aren't soggy, mate. / You provided them. / Those are a thicker-than-average Kettle crisp. / And they're really tasty. / other / are available / __ __ m__ish / yeah / I mean, you know, they __ __ own brand, obviously. ... Don't go crazy here, the BBC / You put them under my face / eating __ live on air with the mics open, ... I thought, ... he's got ... he's got __ it again. / おっと、またやりやがった / I've got this. ... Ready? / Go on. Do it again. ... Listen to that. How fresh is that? ... Anyway, I thought, "He's gone mad", right? "He's gone mad. ... He's lost it", I thought. "He's lost it as a co-host. ... He's ..." And then ... / I love it. / and then I remembered ... 'cause I thought, "You can't make a noise like that in ... __ ... and then I thought, "Hang on a minute / Boxing Day buffet / it's fine. ... Give me one. ... Chuck one over. ... Watch ... watch this, listeners. / ... You're eating that like a little hamster ... not all of it staying in your mouth. / Quite ... quite a noisy hamster, I think that was. / Yeah. / Um ... I __ folded away a bit __ as well, i__ __ my mouth ... __ __ ... just to confuse the animal ... analogies. ... Now, I'm ... I'll level with you, right? I said its my all-you-can-eat Boxing Day buffet. ... I just sent a note to __ producer, saying, "Get some buffet stuff in", right? / What did you __ __ explicitly so / __ __ __ buffet __ stuff in / producer said ... and this is typical __ production at BBC Radio Wales ... "What do you mean?" ... They said, "Do you mean an actual buffet?"/ ビュッフェって、本物のビュッフェ？ / , all right? And I went, "I'm not sure what ... other kind of buffet__ there are?" / ほかにどんなビュッフェがあるってんだ / But I said / actual buffet / uh ... __ food __ buffet / and she said, "Like what?" / have you ever been to a buffet before?" And she said, "Yes." I said, "What did they have there?" She said, "Uh, the usual." / __ __ / Why don't we have the usual then? / Boxing Day buffet / Maybe she was hoping / crisps, nuts ... / your / more vision than __ usual. ... I'll tell you what. This ... this doesn't look ... this doesn't look like any buffet I've been to / looks very like / you've been to / Look at that. / What? You're telling me you've never been to a buffet with a bowl of crisps, a bowl of nuts, a plate of sausage rolls with a cling film over them, and cheeze on ... and pineapple on sticks ... You've never been to a buffet anything like that? So, you were ... you were sitting there, you were going, "What, what __ ... what would you call all this ... this ... this collection of odd food stuff__?" ... What do you think ... what ... / Well, why has it got ... why has it got ... / Is it __ ... is it __ oriental barbecue / some kind of ... / __ __ is confusing / That's the thing / That is the confusing bit ... is that ... __ all __'ve got ... cheeze and pineapple on sticks / regular buffet / __ __ seen that before. / we've all ... we've all seen that before. What we haven't seen ... what we haven't seen / __ __ __ __ my time / __ ... you'd be ... you know a good __ when you see one ... when you see ... see one on a stick. ... That's as much fun as you / cocktail stick, that is ... cheeze and pineapple there. ... What I would say, though, is a bit odd, is the three out-sized blackberries that are decorating the cheeze and pineapple. I, honestly, have never seen that. And I think that is what is confusing the whole thing, and you've ... you've decorated ... Are they all __? ... No, they're not. ... Come on. Did you do these, __? Did you do this buffet? ... You didn't? Who did the buffet, then? / ... / A specialized canteen staff? ... __ __ people ... people with an H__ __ cocktail stick __ __ cocktail stick assembly

It's an all-you-can-eat buffet. You're all invited at home. Um ... Chris Corcoran is ... has arrived ... / Hey, happy Christmas. / Oh, you're coming over here? / Yeah. / It's happy ... it's Boxing Day. It's Boxing Day, mate. / クリスマスじゃねー。今日はボクシング・デイだ。いいな？ / How are we playing this? / Boxing Day, is it? / happy Boxing Day__ / Have we had Christmas? / Yes, obviously. Uh ... / __ __ yesterday, mate / if you __ just joined us / Yeah. __ __ play __ __ __ ... / if you've just joined us, Chris Corcoran has just joined us. He's just joined Clint Edwards ... / Yes. Hey. / ... and myself, Rhod Gilbert, at the studio. Uh ... __ __ Boxing Day / happy Boxing Day, everyone. / we're recording / before __ Boxing Day / 今これを聴いているリスナーにとって「今日」はボクシング・デイだが ... / which is what / I think we've got __ __ / it's the BBC, mate. You can't just put / show / Boxing Day / いいか。天下の BBC だ。ただ「今日はボクシング・デイです」って言うだけじゃだめだ。 / Can you ... can you imagine the c__? / Can you imagine the complaints? / Ohgg. / Eh? So __ / there __ __ so many letters. / But ... uh ... we're pretending it's Boxing Day. ... So, how was your Christmas? / Huh. ... Really good, thank you, yeah __ __ really really nice, yeah. / What did you get up to? / __ ... Uh, you know, the usual. ... Yeah ... family ... went __ __ Christmas ... my nieces are hilarious, and, uh ... yeah, it was really great. / any a__t? / did a swim on Christmas Day morning / Did you? / Yeah. __ __ __ / Oh. Freezing, was it? / Yeah. Absolutely freezing. / __ __ __ __ innit? / bo ... boxer shorts / __ would be __ next week / boxer / be / next week when you did it. / Yeah. ... Absolutely. / yeah / impulsively. / Do you know what always worries me with these pre-records? We __ doing / before / Boxing Day's show / what always worries me is that one of you dies in between. ... Always. I can't stop thinking about it. / Yeah. And I like the fact that / mess up the show / そこが心配なんだ？　俺らが死んだら、番組の録りなおしが必要になるって、そこを心配するんだ？ / absolutely. ... I'll have to come back in in __ Christmas week __ __ re-record something __ __ how selfish you are / 自分勝手なやつらだ、と思いながら / something in / if I do die in between, I apologize for messing up the show, Rhod / look at the weight of him. He / last long, is he? / Huh. / He'd be lucky if he sees another Christmas. / You __ ... you / grab any part of Mike, it's ... it's solid. He's been working out. / __, he __ / The probability of disaster is so high here it's barely worth taking a risk of recording the show / it is. ... What do you think / Korkey. Welcome to the show. / Thank you. / Just in case ... / Thank you. / ... none of us dies between now and Boxing Day, / Yeah / ... then this will go out as ... / Yeah, / ... as is, / Yeah, / OK? Uh ... what __ ... you know, have some buffet. Welcome to the buffet. / Right. / jelly / buffet / presumably / a plate of ... uh / Yeah, / ... sausage rolls / Yeah, / ... that hasn't got the cling off yet / like / wedding / I've been waiting for you 'cause I know how much you like ... to unwrap a sausage roll. ... Clint ... Clint's doing it / can you imagine __ that is really a thing? ... "I can't believe you've unwrapped the sausage roll ! You know I love unwrapping sausage rolls. That's outrageous. / We've got crackers. / クラッカーもあるよ / Thank you. / crackers / got __ cheeze and pineapple / that's a nice touch. / Yeah ... with ... uh ... / with a couple of b__s / Yeah. / Or are they __ b__s? / Uh. / Uh. / ... do you know ... do you know, when I left them earlier, I / left / large / over-sized b__ / yeah / but then / I asked __. She said / specialized canteen staff put this buffet together / god knows what they've done and why they've done it. ... They've got __ odd little touch / got / peanuts / got / non-descript__ crisps. ... God, __ __ really __ __ about / what do you mean / crisps / what do you mean, "non-d__ crisps"? / Uh ... I don't know. __ __ fl__ they are / in a bowl. / Listen. Any buffet ... / Yeah, / you get a bowl of crisps / you never know what f__ they are, mate. / red dust / narrow it down / uh ... chili? / there you go / have you tasted one / Huh ... What are they? Are they chilli? / We don't know. The funny thing is, I've tasted __ but I don't know what they are / 食べてはみたが、それでもそれが何だかわからない / but you aren't entitled to say that until you've / I'm sorry / until you've ... until you've tasted it / also, look at that / Yeah? / __ __ __ __ __ / little jelly / a jelly / a little Christmas jelly __ __ little __ __ downstairs in the canteen / jelly / with / plastic spoon / huh, thanks, mate / with / with a plastic spoon / got / Wow. / tuck in / jelly __ __ __ __ booze in them? / Uh ... I don't think they / BBC canteen ... not since the scandal. / Well, luckily I've got __ __ __ / not since the Jason M__d's scandal of the 12 o'clock phone-in ... __ __ ... the t__ phone-in / 12 shots __ didn't he? / 12 shots, / jelly shots / 12 shots, he did / 12 shots __ __ Christmas __ __ mate / He took 12 ... 12 shots of __ M__ in his j__s, / Yeah, / in the lunchtime canteen, right? Nothing to eat, empty stomach, and then hosted the debate __ __ __ __ / Absolutely __ went bananas.

Back in October, if you cast your minds back / Yeah? / it was ... it was my birthday. Clint Edwards was good enough to buy me some birthday presents ... / Huh huh, / ... which, uh, I was disorganized enough not to have opened yet. / Huh. / how ... who else have to diary in when to open gifts? / プレゼントをいつ開けるとか、スケジュールに書き込むやつがほかにいるか？ / No one. / ... Well, luckily, I did. Luckily I didn't open them on October 18, my birthday, when you gave them to me, / I gave them to you / still / what did you say then? "Cheers, mate", and then you turned around __ __ __ put them down / tossed them over onto ... I think it was a soft seat, but __ still / you went, "Cheers, mate. I'll look at them later / at least I tossed __ __ soft seat, not out of the window / 窓に投げたわけじゃない。柔らかい椅子に放ったんだ。 / Yeah. / What ... what did he then do? What was pressing that he wasn't / open / present __ __ __ / presently / I was driving a forklift truck. / ... Huh. Well, that __ be fair enough. / Exactly. Huh? Get out of that one. ... Now, then ... uh, luckily ... anyway, luckily, I've saved the show by bringing them along today. __ __ stuck __ forethought / Huh, how exciting ! / remember / I__ brought them today / how / open / Christmas present / is that all right with you, Clint? / Right. Yeah. Go for it / I, sort of, wish I __ __ something better now. / Ooo ... / I'm not sure __ what they are / 自分が何を買ったのか思い出せない / perfect for you / でも君にぴったりのものだったはずだ / it's that long ago / それくらい昔だってことだよ / Huh. ... Look at this. ... It is, ladies and gentlemen, a tool set. / Right. / A lovely ... / Huh, that is a nice present. / That is a really nice present. / Yeah. / Well, now I know that every time I go round to your house __ __ __ because you genuinely want to see me and / you're not just doing your admin-snake thing of trying to get me to do / __ __ change anything / DIY around your house. / I have a little bit of a reputation, which is true __ __ hey, do you wanna come over, you realize there's a shelf that needs putting up, a barbecue needs building, or, in your case, ... what else? ... A picnic table needs assembling? / for a weekend / ゆっくりしていけってのは、それだけ面倒な用事ってことだ / Oh. What is it? What is it / then / whole garden furniture / I need a ... I need a conservatory __ __ I need a conservatory / Extension? / shed / Well, anyway, now, at least you know __ now / you come round / I've got the tools there. You don't need to ... you don't ... / I'll tell you / you don't need ... / and, oh, what kind / next present / tell you what. What a great Christmas this is. ... Uh, now, look at this. ... Huh. ... Now then, this is nice, Clint Edwards ... This is a good ... this is the Guiness Book of World Records 2016 / __ __ __ __ __ __ was / no. It's 2016. It's next year __ __ / __ __ next __ __ __, __n't it? / Huh? / great / might be great / but they're not great __ __ __, are they? / That is a great, great present. Uh, you know which page ... / Rock-solid. / ... you know which page I'm gonna go straight to, don't you? / Exactly. Give it here. ... Right. / Rhod's specialist topic / Buzz. / yeah / you've known __ for years / I'm __ing ... I'm __ing comfortable / What would you say / Oh, I don't know. __ __ __ __ __ topic / exactly / You see me as somebody who knows quite a lot of everything, yeah? / Yeah. ... Or the opposite. / Quite a lot ... / Quite a lot of __ ... / the opposite / definitely the opposite / yeah / n't know much about nothing / double-negative. / When / we were watching the Celebrity Mastermind / Yeah, / and I was ... I went, "What ... what would you do __ __ specialist subject / Yeah? / And what ... what was your answer? / I think it was the universe ... or was it ... or was it the cosmos? ... No. It would be ... uh ... Robert Pershing Wadlow. Buzz. ... Tallest man in the world. / Right. ... Let me look him up. __ __ a little bit __ __ / Start the clock. / __ __ __ bit __ ... / Well, I hope __ __ __ my time / What? / pre-record__. Cut it out / yeah / best bits. ... Some ... some of __ __ bits / tall people ... humans __ action / No. / Yeah, that'd be it. / Sports ... Adventurers ... / No. / Humans / Humans ... __ __ __ come under humans. Always. / 彼は常に「人間」に分類されるはずだ / All right. In __ __ ... __y / yeah / oldest people / ... extreme bodies ... / ... Come on, mate. __ __ Robert Wadlow / ... Found him. / Uh. / True story. ... Right. ... Tallest man. ... / Go. / ... Oh, hang on a minute. ... / __ __ __ __ / the tallest man living / tallest man living / Now, he's not the tallest man living. He died / aged 22. Buzz. 1 point. / don't ask / your own question and give yourself a point / ___ __ __ / what's his height / look, uh, mate, your favorite part / G__ Book of Records has been __ed to a sentence. / No way. / There'__ been so many tall people since ... / No way. / ... Bobby Wadlow. ... Look at __. Right? What is ... what is his height in centimeters? / Oh. ... Hang on. ... / Huh. __ __ __ extra time now / nobody knows __ height in centimeters / I'll tell you what / shouldn't have / centimeters. That's ridiculous / Yeah, I can see that. / nobody from the / should h ... should have their height in centimeters. ... It's feet and inches. / Uh, wait a minute. What year did it say? / What year __ __ say what? / Robert W__, what year? / what year? / tallest / there are other people. They grow as well. / year what / Robert Wadlow, 1918 / Somebody ... Who was / area / __? ... B__ / Oh / 2 / Mike? This is ... um ... / mastermind / you __ __ shout __ __ from the audience, do you? / This is your specialist subject. He's beating you, and he's in another room. / Ask me a proper question. / I have done / all right / Ask me how tall he was / What is his nationality? / Ask him ... ask him / currrent one / about the current one / all tall people. / __ __ __ / Yes. He's the tallest living one now, yeah. / I've just told you that. / Yeah. / only / I don't think Clint's got any more facts about Robert Wadlow. That's / Of course he has. / No. He said __ __ one sentence / I'll tell you some facts. / one of his shoes / sized / correct. 1 point. His weight? 35 stone / Buzz. Correct. 2 points. How many suits could you make out of / 2.5 / I'm __ finished. ... What is dog called? Stan. Where did he sleep? In one of his shoes. Buzz. Buzz. / points coming in, Mr. Gilbert. ... How tall was he at the age of five? ... He was 5 foot 4 / primary school? Yes, that's right. Buzz. Beep, beep, beep.

This is Rhod Gilbert. It's Boxing Day. It's __ pre-recorded Boxing Day show, so don't bother texting in / 8 10 12 / bother / rhodgilbertshow / don't bother at all. Just sit there and relax, and ... uh ... do whatever is you'd normally be doing / what / on __ Boxing Day, Chris Corcoran? / Um ... either host __ family or go to / What? /__ __ one of the members of __ family. / Host the family? / you know / put a little bit of food on / Everything is a corporate gig to you, isn't it? / おまえにとっては、すべてがドサ回りか？ / ... You know, they just come round __ __ eat __ a few ... uh ... leftovers / Huh, you mean / as in ... uh ... / guest / your house / Yeah. / I thought you meant / you know, like / a gig / hosting / Why would I wanna host / mom and dad / house band in a corner? ... You interview your sister __ the couch / poor band / as well / give it a go / though / yeah / one or two songs on the piano / she __ __ it a crack / you don't host the family / I bet / host you. / Well ... no / Boxing Day / last / the same / what / a buffet like this / well / like this / hopefully a bit more ... you know, a bit more extravagant than ... / a bit more __ __ / ... sausage rolls and some non-d__ crisps and some pineapple and cheeze __ __ __ __ peanuts __ __ unset jelly / 固まっていなゼリー / Yeah? / Yeah. / Still ... still not set, is it? / No, it's still not set. / It's two hours show. / ２時間しかないんだぞ / my ... my / why / leaning to one side / Do you know why I don't get about / is that __ __ set __ or not? / I don't / the physics of it ... Clint, do you know the physics of it? / I did Physics A level / I don't think ... I __n't remember jelly / But ... but ... like ... / thermodynamics, isn't it? / Yeah. / what did you get, Clint / A level / I got asked to leave. / Huh. So, you didn't finish it? / I did finish it, but __ __ very ... / Did you get asked / Physics A level / I wasn't a very good student. / asked / level / O level before the exam. / Why? / ... for getting ten percent in __ __ / __'s pretty good / I got my head put under a tap / has to leave / you / head under a tap / by __ teacher? / Hmm ... can't really say / how __ __ dicipline in the 70's / this / learn him / Prove me wrong, wet Gilbert / Y__ / but before / anyone gets into trouble, I didn't mind. ... I had it coming. / 自業自得 / It's ... it's made you into the man you are today? / それがあって、今日のおまえがあるんだな / He called me Roddy Gimlet. ... __ __ had done for the previous five years / he / ten percent / under / tap / chemistry lab and threw me out ... __ __ stood __ __ c__ until somebody said, "Why __ __ you go into Welsh / ウェールズ語をやれば？ / I was like, "All right" / __ __ __ __ there / phoned / calling / language / I went / so, you owe this guy / put / under a tap, really / Yeah, I do / thanks, mate. / ありがとうよ、先公 / __ __ __ __ days / ... Hey, talking of schools and stuff, uh ... Peasant's King__ are in the room / young lads / Christmas / Yeah, great Christmas. ... How's your Boxing Day shaping up? / Huh, it's / thanks for coming in / no problem / for you / wink wink. Can you come to / mic / one mic between / today / come over __ __ Boxing Day and everything. ... Uh, hello, Josh. / Hello, Daniel. / Hi / how are __ things going in Peasant's King / band / How's that going? / yeah, we've had a ... such a ... such a good year / we went __ __ first UK tour ... uh ... around / March / and April. ... Uh, that was such an incredible experience. And then __ __ __ the end of the year, we, uh, we flew over to India to play a few shows / over there / I read about this, mate. I read about this. I've got / bio __ here. ... It says here ... "... just back from India" it says, right? __ 'cause __ part of / Horizon / which is, kind of, / Arts Council / and / BBC Wales / initiative / to promote, uh, new ... __ __ Welsh music / this ... this amused me, though. It says here that you guys, __ Peasant's King, were representing Wales as part of a scheme to improve relations between the two countries. / That ... that was __ __ ... kind of ... __ __ __ to us. / __ __ was quite a big ask __ __ a new band / I know / to improve cultural relations between India and Wales. ... So, what ... uh ... you know, what is the situation / between the two countries / vastly improved / know / What did you do __ __ cultural ambassadors for Wales to ... uh ... improve __ relations / between the two nations? / we played music, but actually we stumbled ourselves ... um ... into a ... like, an Indian j__ shop, / Yeah? / you can't make this up now / literally like a film. ... You walk / j__ shop / like, / Huh, come to our back room and ... and come listen to our ... our music / instrument / ... our instrument and stuff / what / backroom __ __ two guys, just ... / jamming out / just jamming out to nobody / 観客がいるわけでもなく / corner / t__? / Uh, no. / t__ ... t__ ... / T__s, Yeah. / and ... uh ... / __ you like __ __ get involved and ... and do __ jam together? / Do you know what? I was joking when I thought ... / I know / done / I didn't realize that genuinely had ... I didn't realize you boys from __ __ genuinely gone over there and mingled culturally with the locals and generally improved relations. / We did. / Is everything all right between India and Wales / moments / we've had a sticky times, haven't we? Eh? / __

This is __ Rhod Gilbert __ my all-you-can-eat Boxing Day buffet with special guests. ... Mr. Clint Edwards is here, Chris Corcoran is here, and, newly arrived / after one hour in __ sin-bin / hello / ... for rude gestures through / the production office / __ __ ch__d __ different man / Mike B__ / humbler man / a humbler ... a better man / a better man for __ __ festive time of the year / thanks / hey, pull a cracker / why not pull a cracker / first to say "Happy Christmas / next year / 364 / very nice, Mike. Very slick. Uh ... Korkey and Clint, just pull __ cracker__ there / I mean, obviously / you / pulled / talk us through / process / These are / world's most disappointing crackers / sure / cost / mine __ __ a pair of lips / Listen. ... / Oh, they're classics / a hat that doesn't fit, and then / Mate, what ... what / you expect / some kind of / gentleman's outfit __ __ __ __ __ / uh, now then, coming up in a few munites __, ladies and gentlemen / I've got my ... uh ... very seasonal M__ B__ / this is the quiz today / you like __ quiz, Mike / lips / from your cracker / they suit you, actually. ... Uh ... they do __ / Mike / little / plastic, sort of, lips / open / your mouth / you can't talk / makes you look like wearing a little bit of lipstick / got them in / right / looks quite hot / working / I would say / uh, Korkey has just walked in from the loo / I genuinely thought he was wearing __ lipstick / yeah / that's why / such fun / very effective / anyway, coming up / wise / I love __ quiz / Clint? / ... Yeah, they're all right. / ... Uh, well. ... Uh well. ... Somebody ... / __ __ / ... somebody's not gonna in __ quiz then, ... innit? / looks like / Korkey / in the corner. You've got wheels on that chair. You can push yourself back / going / corner, while we do our ... Stress ... M__ B__ ... this is the quiz today / M__ D__ / countdown / Huh? Who's in? / I'm in / why not / count-down to Christmas / 24 ... 24 hours __ __ __ / I admit / countdown to / Christmas / Boxing Day / is, a__ly ... totally ... / __ __ __ / Late. / certainly pointless. / __ __ __ / __ __ counting down __ / Exactly. This is for next year's ... uh ... Christmas. So, we are ahead of the game / __ __ die / ahead / that's what we are. Now then, It's time now for my, uh, "M__ B__ Stress-free countdown to Christmas" quiz / with ... uh ... with Mike / and / boys / waiting / kind of / go over it / show / nobody / nobody cares on this show / get involved / you wanna get involved / quiz? / yeah / double team, __ __, / like / blockbusters / this / innit? / reference / it certainly can. / Thank you. / Uh ... um ... just go__ / uh ... um ... you can get more involved __ __ __ __ if you want / __'d go for it / OK. / M__ B__'s Stress-free countdown to Christmas/ the thing is, / top of / page / Mike, Korkey and Clint. ... Clint, are you still sulking / I wasn't / sulking in the first place / Hmm ... you were, a bit. / I wasn't. / didn't like quizzes / I didn't say that / all right / non-c__ / Yeah. / Mate, you can't play __ cool when it comes to M__ B__'s Stress-free Countdown to Christmas quiz / Can I have __, the producer, / she has got some serious general knowledge / talking about / tallest man earlier / Robert P__ W__ / from / do it now / Robert Pershing Wadlow, tallest man the world has known, Robert Pershing Wadlow, 8 foot 11.1 ... and 35 stone / exactly / that question right / the height in centimeters ... __ ... yes / no, he was the tallest / ever / that's not very tall / 2 / tall / 2 foot / she said to me / Oh, __ ... / 2 feet / centimeters / 9 foot dw__ / all right? __ __ __ good friend / Christmas / if I was a math teacher, I would have / shove / __ under a tap and kick __ out / s__ of physics / __ __ __ ... you don't need to / metrics / 270 centimeters in 2 foot. ... Come on / from the other room / glass / では、プロデューサーのルーはおまえのチームな。ガラスの向こうから参加する。 / OK. And we've got Daniel and Josh / put you down / PK / perfect. ... OK. ... Here we go. ... Question 1: A week before Christmas / __ __ on buzzers / Yeah. What's happening? / shout in / I forgot / Right. Uh ... / how / got / little / Clint, you can ... / oh / apparently we've got a better ... Look at this. __ the production team __ ... / Oh yeah, that's / school bell / Mike B__ / If you__ wear__ headphones, take __ __ now. / hammer / got / OK. Hang on a second now / no / good / Clint, you've got / good / Huh yeah. Can I have one of those / the hammer doesn't work, to be honest. / OK. Right. / __ bells / just / one at a time / just / because I want the audience at home / perfect sense / exactly who that is. ... Mike B__, please / bell / Let's hear it / ... Beautiful. Korkey. / ... Sort of sleigh bells. / Yeah. / Clint. ... A sq__. ... And ... uh ... / P__ King / both of them / Can you do it at same time or ... can you harmonize? / Nuh. / all / about. / not / about / Oh, blimey. ... / Right. OK. / seriously / it's / OK. ... Question 1. ... Uh ... fingers on bells, sq__s, sleigh bells or vocal c__s / Yeah. / A week before Christmas, ... what does M__ B__ recommend that you make / serving dish / cover and keep in the fridge? / Uh, M ... uh, Mike B__. / Stuffing. / No. / Oh. / Uh ... uh ... Chris Corcoran / bread sauce / No. / Peasant's King / C__ sauce. / No. / ... Clint Edwards. / Uh ... Christmas __. / No. / I didn't actually ... / Why would you make / question / food-based / think / maybe I didn't ... maybe I didn't spell out how you do a quiz at the start. But / question is everything in a quiz / Not essential. / I got as far as anyone else did. / all right? ... OK. / Oh. Closest. / No points. / Come on. / No / there's no closest. ... OK. ... What does M__ suggest / on December the 23rd / she suggests that you prepare ... Well, any one thing / T__. / that ... / you / I'll give / point / any one thing / uh, no. Who's that? ... Uh ... Mike B__. / __ / Can you ring the __ properly, Mike? / bang in / to this / __ __ company. / All right. Uh ... Mike B__. / Um ... I / say / again / Yes. A point. / one point / Korkey / another point / Thanks, mate. / uh ... Peasant's King. / Uh ... g__? / ... Have you ever done Christmas, boys? Have you ever been to Christmas? / Yeah. / G__? / 21 times before / and how many of th__ Christmas days did the g__ come out? ... Eh? / out / go / is that g__ still in the window / butcher's / big ham, still available / it is, Mr. S__ / No. / spare a smoked g__ / Please, sir, could we possibly have a g__? / One more thing you could have had is ... / get / prepare the g__ __ / that / for __ bonus point / middle name / because / funny story / What is __ __? Bonus point. / meat juice / Meat juice? / What is __ __? / ... 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